Burn The Hat – Funny Political Candle | 9oz Soy Gag Gift

Some hats were made to be retired. This one was made to be lit.

Buy 2, save $5: one for you, one for your uncle. Mix and match any designs; the discount applies automatically at checkout.

The perfect gag gift for the blue-voting friend who's been waiting all cycle to gloat, or for the relative who needs a gentle (smoke-scented) reminder of how the night went.

Notes of: campfire smoke, sweet victory, and a hint of "told you so."

• 9oz natural soy wax candle in a reusable amber glass jar
• Choose from 8 scents, including Christmas Warmth and Cinnamon Vanilla
• Made in the USA
• Ready to wrap for Christmas, white elephant swaps, and Thanksgiving dinner debates

Satire and novelty product. Burn responsibly—just the candle.