How big are the candles?
Each candle is 9oz of natural soy wax in a reusable amber glass jar.
What scents can I choose?
Every design comes in 8 options: Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, Ocean Water, White Sage and Lavender, or Unscented.
Do the "notes of" descriptions describe the scent?
No, those are jokes. The scent you actually get is the one you pick from the menu.
Is there a bundle deal?
Yes. Buy any 2 or more candles and save $5. Mix and match designs; the discount applies automatically at checkout, no code needed.
How long does shipping take?
Candles are made to order. Allow a few business days for production plus about 4–7 business days for US shipping. Order early for Christmas.
Can I return my candle?
Because each candle is made to order, we only accept returns for items that arrive damaged, defective, or misprinted. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll replace or refund it.
Is this a political organization?
Nope. We're a small candle shop that sells satire and novelty gifts. No affiliation with any party, campaign, or candidate.